Culture related
Thailand
Why go to?
* Massage
* Food
happy ending? when the torture ends… oil massage? “fem hundla”, How many people are easily offended? Swedish? ok that’s about half 🙂
One liners
The master is Tim Vine
but also the Canadian
- Stole beaches Brook, chair and asked another 29 fences to be taken into account
- My children are 7, 9 and 14 unusual names I admit! (Nicky Campbell)
- What do you want, time machine! when do want it? “doesn’t matter”
- “The seven of diamonds!, sorry my mind is playing tricks on me!”
- Drinking at a yoga class put me in a awkward position
- Father died eating sushi, the feeling is pretty raw
- How anti Semitic are you? on a scale of one to Ken
- There will be no jokes about crooked teeth, but brace yourself
- A useful st.. st.. st… fact
- Didgeridoo was not easy
- Bought an edible chess set, I took it back and it said it’s stalemate, are you sure, I said check mate!
- Dating agency for chickens, its a real struggle trying to get hens meet
- Swallowed a golf ball – it’s gone down a fair way
- The closest Boris should get to number 10 is on a bingo card